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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Saw V

I am so tired of people and their bullshit. About how saw V wasn't good and they running out of ideas and shit WTF!!! Your running out of intelligence!! Saw V was the end of a 5 part story!! Not just another movie asshole!!! It completed a full story the way a story should.... Think of it as a book it solved the ENTIRE mystery gave you everything and still kept you on ya feet the whole time. So their wasn't any critical thinking in this one but that would be the exact point moron!! It's the end of the fuching story!!!


(SERIOUS SPOILERS FROM THIS POINT ON)


Be glad they didn't do any of the bullshit movie magic we constantly see. Jigsaw didn't magically come back alive. It expained how jigsaw got half the shit done and got away with it in the first place. It backtracked wonderfully with great detail. And the detective got away looking like a hero. If this was a bank robbery movie the bad guy got away and it's about time we get a movie like that. There are no flaws in this movie the whole thing was thought out so well. Be happy to have recieved something (5 years of entertainment) that wasn't bullshit for once. But I bet your the same asshole that are thrilled another fucking Jason movie is comming out. Because real entertainment is just to much for you.


Tuesday, October 21, 2008

LEMRICS (Heartless)

So I'm starting a new section to my blog called Lemrics... lryics that lemhaj loves or relates to.. very simple i know..... so up first the one and only...... KANYE WEST WITH HEARTLESS (his new single)

P.S. it would have been John Legend but Kanye is simply the man!! So Heartless it is.............




Heartless Lyrics


In the night I hear them talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
He lost his soul,
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?

How could you be so
Cold as the winter wind when it breeze yo
Just remember that you talking to me yo
You need to watch the way you talking to me yo
I mean after all the things that we been through
I mean after all the things we got into
and yo I know some things you things that you aint told me
Ayo I did some things but thats the old me
And now you wanna pay me back
You gon' show me
so you walk round like you don't me
You got them new friends
Well I got homeys
But at the end its still so lonely
[Heartless Lyrics On http://www.elyricsworld.com/ ]
In the night I hear them talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
He lost his soul,
To a woman so heartless

How could you be so Dr. Evil
You're bringing out a side of
me that I don't know,
I decided we wasn't gonna speak so why are up 3 a.m. on the phone,
Why does she be so mad at me for,homey I don't know she hot and cold,
I won't stop and mess my groove up cause I already know how this thing goes,
You run and tell you're friends that you're leavin' me,
They say that they don't see what you see in me,
You wait a couple months then you gone' see,
You'll never find nobody better than me

In the night I hear them talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
He lost his soul,
To a woman so heartless

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Blank Talk

Sometimes when I talk to people I reallllllllly don't think they get what I say. Guess they can't read between the lines. Or maybe I cnt understand their simpleton.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Love and Basketball

Is there a girl out there who doesn't like love and basketball. (the movie) I mean girls are so effin hypocritical. If I'm not mistaken ( and if I am please correct me) the movie is about a girl and a boy who are like bestfriends and fall in love by the end of the movie. How the fuck is that one of the female nations favorite movie. That's the most hypocritical fantasy ever (and don't shit me u know it's a fantasy)

Now I know u ask lemhaj you keep saying it's hypocritical but how???

BECAUSE... When's the last time a female goes out with her male best friend.

Ohh but lemhaj my male best friend doesn't tell me he loves me.

BULLSHIT..... Even when a dude does tell his best female friend he's madly inlove with her (which isn't easy) she hits him with this famous line....

BUT I DINT WANNA RISK IT AND MESS UP WHAT WE HAVE.

Fuck does that bullshit mean??? We don't work out we go back to our friendship!

But that's not possible in the female world. And they say we act weird about things. Fucking douchebags!!

To every girl who claims love and basketball as anywhere near a favorite movie but would or have denied a best friend that was male. Your a complete cumquad!!!

(and although this may seem personal I'm also speaking with the fury of a billion men all over the world)



Next topic will be about the b word and yes I mean BITCH!!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

Like Like! Not Like!

They say don't leave something you love for something you like, but what if you love what you like.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

BLOGS I LOVE!

Postsecret.blogspot.com

Spanishharlemonalisa.blogspot.com

Spitballinradio.blogspot.com

Jay2genius.blogspot.com


NEWS FLASH!!!!!

I HAVE A NEWSFLASH!!!

Inspired by SPITBALLINRADIO.BlogSpot.Com

LADIES GUYS FAKE IT TOO!!!!

My Response...

ummm this is just something i wrote.......
(bet yall didnt know i write) lol

She asked me a question as i whispered sweet nothings in her ear... wanting to rub my hands through her thighs. my lips on her silky body. wanting to travel deep into her ocean with no sailing boat and no care.... then i thought..

WHAT AM I DOING!

Forbidden to enter was all over her, but i wanted her sooooooo bad!!

i wanted her legs around my hips as i thrust so hard her lock breaks. i want her to scream my name!! i want her to fight it so hard that she has to give in.. i want....

WHAT I CANT HAVE!!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Damn!! I'm tired of these chicks!! (UPDATED) THE NEW DEFINITION OF BEAUTY

Yo idk what's wrong with the women of today but I swear they all fcuking stupid. When did overweight mean you was 1/2 a pound over underweight. I remember when the "thick" chick was the one everyone deemed over. And that skinny chick was called anorexic. I'm really tired of this. Females get ya shit together please!!!


(UPDATE)

This is the exact words from a friend of mine off of that friends blog.. im keeping my friend anonymous.

"

I read one of my friends blog (jay2genius) and he said that females today are going insane, that the new definition of "overweight is a 1/2 lb underweight". Now thats a very harsh way of putting but I agree with him. Females are more and more insecure about their body everyday. I myself went through such a phase. Why are females feeling so unpretty. What happened to there is beauty in everyone all size shape and color. People are bleaching their skin wearing colored contacts, crash dieting. Who ever said that this is the new definition of beauty.

I believe beauty is a state of mind. If you think your beautiful the world would also see it. Now I'm gonna contradict myself here a little.... what does it matter what everyone else thinks. When did someone elses approval had to define who you are and how beautiful you are. All these beauty contest and models slowly killing themselves, honestly what is it accomplishing. Are they really living for themselves and the true beauty they have, or are they living for the masses and what everyone else define their beauty to be.
All women should define what they think is true beauty themselves, and not listen to those stupid ppl on tv, that if your not a size 00 your overweight. How bout if you a size 00 ur dying, seriously. Some people are naturally built thin others heavy other in the middle somewhere.
One thing I have learned you would never feel beautiful if you dont think your beautiful. You never feel accepted if you dont accept yourself first. No matter how you look you are beautiful, no matter what other people say you are beautiful, and women need to understand that those models and actress that the tv ppl (dont kno who gave them the authority) call beautiful, aren't beautiful people if some of them are bitches, sluts, racist etc. Everyone is human, no other man id better than another because of their title, salary, popularity, body type, color, etc. We are all called homo-sapiens and therefor one species no one is made better an no one would ever be better. And if you think like that your one of the ugly people in this world that like to over shadow the beautiful people so that they wouldnt realize how beautiful they really are."


Thx Confusion this is beautiful!!

This could possibly be the sexiest video in the world!!

OMG, OMFG!!

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Real simple check it out SPIT BALLIN RADIO!!!!

One of the craziest shows you can find on the net.. and i stand by it!!! you liek my shit go like theirs!!

Spitballinradio.blogspot.com


SPITTTTT BALLINNNNNNNN BITCH!!!!!

VIDEO CATCHUP!!!!

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YOUTUBE.COM/LEMHAJ

add me on facebook just type in JAHMEL YATES add me and let me knwo its from blogspot!!

Heres just a few..

ME SINGING ON MY B-DAY!!




LOVE LOCKDOWN REMAKE

Monday, October 13, 2008

Life's happenings

It's crazy I sit back and notice things happy all the time. About 6 or 7 years ago I seen my bestfriends sit together and talk about how life would e after college and how they'll never split up. It was beautiful. And they all are connected the same way. For the most part.

I say this because today well right now while I'm Writting this. I'm witnessing a group of bestfriends talking about their future after their senior years. As they discuss plans to stay together. Once again it's simply beautiful.

Word to the wise don't ever be afarid to speak about something with someone. Likes are that it happened to someone else before.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Dont vote!

Go to YouTube type in 5 friends uncensored. Watch it!!



(direct link below)

5 Friends Uncensored

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Things on my mind today

I'm thinking bout going to Dubai!!! LOL nahh really I wanna plan a trip there one day.

I got 2 new editions to the dance group. It's about to be a problem!!!! ( as if we already wasn't LOL). So just a heads up before our anticipated battle. (talk bout that some other time) well be making a video soon in response to ACDC's Obama vs McCain dance off!!!! Will be on YouTube!! Also. We looking for guys and girls ( yes we dance with girls now). If you know any that can dance to nice they ass already off HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!

I'm headed to the Bronx zoo LOL wowzers!!

Why when a girl got a man she's most flirty????

And is it ever okay to sacrafice ya personal values??